Showing posts with label Horsey Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Horsey Humor. Show all posts

Sunday, February 24, 2008

The "Bad Horse" List

Here's a cute webpage, good for a laugh, from www.jerseyguy.com Haven't we all wished our horses would make such promises....

Here's few choice selections from the page:
I will not poop in my water tub.
I will not poop in my feeder!
I promise not to swish my tail while my human is cleaning my back feet. I also promise not to choose that particular time to fulfill my basic needs.
I will not totally ignore the noise of the lunge whip and do my own thing on the lunge.
I will listen to my human on the lunge rather than see what's interesting at the other end of the school.
When being ridden bareback, I won't try to see how high I can get my bucks.

To read the whole thing CLICK HERE